Емкий statement от Epassporte: tnx за понимание и хорошего вам дня!

Новости не заставили себя ждать. На gfy.com появился пост Michael Olsen’a, представителя Епасспорта. Суть текста, состоящего из ~10 абзацев передана в заголовке.

Statement from ePassporte. Please Read
We at ePassporte are as distressed as you, our valued cardholders, over an action that we did not see coming and as of today we still have received no good basis for it.

First, be assured that your funds are fully safe and protected. You are owed that and it will be fulfilled. The funds are secure.

Second, ePassporte is working with the St. Kitts bank to work out how all payments will be made and when. The details are complicated, because there are funds in motion and where and when they settle requires us to all be careful that we fully and properly account for all those funds and their rightful owner. This issue stems from our processing and reporting ability through the Visa system and their processor.

Third, ePassporte’s most important asset has always been our account holder’s. We are not going to undermine that asset by treating cardholders in any manner other than the best we can.

Most of us have had the unfortunate experience of dealing with banks and card associations that simply “cut us off” and did not pay us. Those actions were limited to card acquiring (merchant accounts), not card issuing, which is what we do. We can all take some comfort in the fact that this situation is not anything like the acquiring side of the business.

We all fully understand that communication to our cardholders is critical. However, it does not help any of us if we are constantly updating you on the basis of the calls that take place almost hourly. It seems to us that giving you facts, based on agreements we are working on is the best form of communication. This is what we will be doing. When we know something, that is a fact, we will report it, quickly. Our staff is all working diligently to resolve these issues and the many moving and complicated parts of getting the funds returned. Therefore, please do not mistake our silence as “hiding”, “avoiding” or “stringing you along”. We too have funds that are stuck in the system, as well as massive costs of operation without any income.

Rest assured that when we know, you will know and you will all be satisfied with the results. Again, your money is safe.

For those of you that have been in the industry for many years, I hope you will recall that I have a very strong track record of fighting for the rights of webmasters, program sponsors, billing companies, merchants and the industry; that dedication continues.

Thanks you for your understanding in this difficult time and for your support over the last 8 years of our operations.

Chris Mallick
For ePassporte

Заявление обсуждается здесь: master-x.com gofuckbiz.com

По аккаунтам сабж еще не рассылали, зато многих попросили пройти верификацию:

Account Alert!
You must submit verification documents to ePassporte to continue using your account without interruption. To view the details of this request and submit the required information, please click HERE or select «Upload Documents» from the menu options listed on the left side navigation bar. In some cases, additional information regarding this request may be found in your Message Center as well.

We thank you for your assistance in this matter.

Полторы минуты юмора. Замечательный ролик:

6 Коммент.

  1. А ты ещё надеялся? :-)

  2. @Тормоз, блин, лучше бы сразу исчезли с сейфом, а так бередят рану. Зависло много, не могу не верить :)

  3. Посмотрел ролик. Ржач! :-D

  4. «лучше бы сразу исчезли с сейфом»
    Типун на язык, 100500 штук.
    Слишком дохрена денег там осталось, чтоб они просто так пропали.

  5. короче бабло в надежном месте, не волнуйтесь, оно оттуда никуда не денется.

    • We are currently experiencing an interruption of phone service at our Customer Service Center. We apologize for any inconvenience and working to have phone service restored. Until service is fully restored, please feel free to contact us by either logging into your ePassporte account and sending us message through the ePassporte Message Center or by sending us an email at cs@epassporte.com

      Телефон у них поломалси, до этого аська. Если кто-то еще хочет выматериться – успевайте сделать это через мыло. А то глядишь – и оно отвалится.

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